Tony - Bartender and Bartender Wrangler

Name: Tony

Birthday: June 3

Brief Bio: I was born, raised and attended university in the Chicago area, moved to New England for graduate school and arrived in Los Angeles (for the first time) in the mid-1990's. I worked for over 12 years as a bartender, bar manager and club and show promoter in West Hollywood before moving back to Chicago for a couple of years. I returned to L.A. at the end of September 2009 to happily start work as bar manager and bartender at MJ's.

Likes: Kind, thoughtful, creative, loving people...and dogs.

Dislikes: The bastardization of real and original ideas and the impostors that perpetrate these crimes on humanity.

Random Fact: I was once an anthropologist.

Favorite Drink: Vodka Martini (the more olives, the better)

Favorite Song of the Moment: "Dog Days Are Over" by Florence and the Machine

Random Question: If you had a super power, what would it be and would you use it for good or evil?
The Jedi Mind Trick ; And "good or evil" depends on your point of view...

Single or Taken: Taken

What would be the best way for an interested patron to get your attention?
Politely order a drink and have a good time

Celebrity Crush: Jean Harlow

Chris A.

Bio: I'm from just outside of Chicago. I enlisted with the Marines at 18. Modeled and acted after. Also had a stint doing porn.

Likes:
working out (5x a week)
watching tv
guys with blond hair and blue eyes
tattoos and piercings
fucking with people

Dislikes:
Snobby people
Liars
Small children

Random Factoid: I don't eat any meat that looks fresh off the animal. (i.e. still on a bone.)

Favorite Drink: Redbull. The original, sugar free is for pussies.

Fave song of the moment: Staind - Believe

Celeb Crush: Channing Tatum

Favorite body part on another person: Arms

If you were a flavor of ice cream what flavor would you be and who would you want to eat you?
Cookie Dough and someone who will dig through the cookie dough and outer layers of ice cream me for the most delicious and important part, the chocolate chips deep down inside.

George - Promoter Extraordinare

Birthday: August 3rd

Bio: I grew up in Orange County, went to school in Utah and promoted clubs there for a few years. I live in West Hollywood now, am finishing school and just glad to be back out of the snow.

Likes: Sushi and expensive jeans

Dislikes: Attitude and cheap lube

Random fact: I was a Mormon missionary in Tampa for two years.

Fave drink: Tanqueray and Tonic

Song of the moment: Starstruck by Lady Gaga

Celebrity Crush: Daniel Conn

Describe your perfect date: Ideally, it would start with dinner at a nice restaurant and end with handcuffs,

Randy B - Bartender

DOB: 1-15

Bio: I grew up in Boulder, CO. I've lived in LA since I was 16. The first bar I worked at was the Silver Fox in Long Beach and worked at the Lodge in the Valley for 13 years.

Likes: Antlers, Jockstraps and the gym

Dislikes: Guys who wear cologne!

Random Fact: I'm Shy (ha ha)

Fave drink: Redbull

If you were a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would you be and who would you want to eat you?

Vanilla - All the boys like it.

Lorne the Bartender

Name: Lorne Marinello

DOB: April 23rd

Bio: I've been bartending for about 17 years. Easy going, a bit compulsive with an edge! Love to laugh and restore old cadillacs. Love my job BTW!

Likes: Sunny weather, fast cars, dark haired masculine men, funny people and love my friends

Dislikes: I HATE LIARS!

Random fact: The firing order on a 1964 Cadillac is 18726543

Fave drink: Maker's Mark on the rocks

Song of the moment: 4 Minutes to Save the World by Madonna

Describe your perfect date: I would have to say April 22nd because it's not too hot or too cold and you just would need a light sweater.

Stacy Cakes!!!! Lady Bartender and all around Fancy Lady

Bday: 5/7

Bio: I'm a midwest girl with southern charm!

Loves: Comedy, coconuts, unicorns, diet coke, trannies, camping, silliness, jokes, art, workingout, sewing, swimming, cuteness, shit-n-giggles, good times, reading, salsa dancing and scuba diving.

Dislikes: Rudeness, regular prices, cats, bat breath, car accidenst, being slimed on and creepy creeps.

Random Fact: Showgirls is my favorite movie & I used to be in an all-girl breakdancing crew.

Fave drink: Skinny bitch (Diet coke and vodka)

Fave song of the moment: Every Girl by Lil Wayne

If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and who would you want to eat you?

I'd be coconute ice cream and I would want Megan Fox to eat me!

Jimmy - the man behind the curtain

BDay: 10-24

Bio: Love to hang out with friends. Enjoys spending time with family. I'm an outgoing and adventurous Scorpio.

Loves: Italian food and puppies

Hates: Fakes and liars

Random fact: I'm scared of heights and midgets running around in masks and gloves.

Fave drink: Mimosas

Song of the moment: "Say My Name" by Destiny's Child

Describe your perfect date: Something simple, cook dinner together then make brownies and watch a movie. Then hangout in a jacuzzi.